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Please think of the children

July 10th, 2007 by skippy

Imagine that a web server is a giant bed. Now imagine that all the websites are little orphan children sleeping together.

Well in this analogy Digg.com is basically a leather clad Archbishop, who stormed into the room bellowing “WHO’S YER DADDY?” And my website, in a panic, tumbled off the bed taking all of the covers with him. My site huddled on the floor, hiding under the blankets, leaving none for the other children.

Well my web host at first thought there was a denial of service attack happening. Once she found out that I had merely been Dugg, she sprung into action. She phoned my wife and asked if she could temporally suspend my site, pending some updates. This would allow her other customers to keep their sites up while the update occurred. Of course my wife agreed, and she got to work.

So, she reconfigured our site to balance our CPU and memory usage spike so that our site would continue serving and responding quickly without causing a problem for everyone else on the server. She was on the phone with my wife, and getting this sorted out, in spite of a 102 degree fever and barely able to speak. So if you want a really good web host, with outstanding customer service run by a woman who knows her stuff, check out Draknet.

A lot of people can tell you tales of how their site went down when they got Dugg. I’m not one of them. I have one of the few hosts that is able to survive The Digg Effect.

Because Draknet would never leave a pile of orphans to be menaced by a clergyman.

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6 Responses to “Please think of the children”

  1. Analee Says:

    Coolest.Analogy.EVER.

    Reply

  2. Aislygn Says:

    oh…. dear….. gods….
    For once, someone ELSE’s analogy has left me with nothing to say about it.
    Congrats.

    Reply

  3. Grey Says:

    Er, what did Digg do? Suck up all the bandwidth?

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  4. Jama Says:

    An excellent analogy is like a pearl of great price.
    A poor analogy is like a leaky hammer.

    Reply

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